Fleeting Adventures of Insufferable Romance and Excruciating Fantasy – #023 – No Story Today

I regret to inform all my fans that there will not be a story today, on the 8th of March, in the year 2016 of our Lord and Savior, Keanu Jeevus. This unfortunate circumstance was the result of a long day’s worth of staring listlessly at the list of work I had to get done by today or else resume everything the next day. And you know what happens when backlog gets pushed further into the reaches of your folders. your workmates will see that you’re not doing a very good job and will be motivated to not do a good job themselves, for what is competition when your boss plans to remain where he is for all eternity? Then, work will pile up, and your folders will get thicker and thicker (the inverse is true in relation to your savings account) and soon, it’ll all burst like a huge data bubble, and some of the debris might get caught by stray radiowaves and WiFi signals and jam the cogs of the system that is the stock market. And you know what happens when shit happens at the stock market. Of course you don’t; no one does! It’s the butterfly effect, man. An insect farts or some shit in one part of the world and next thing you know, ISIS! It’s a topsy-turvy world out there. Take care, fam. Happy International Women’s Day.

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